The killer dog visited us today. Take a look at its ferocious teeth! This is Freddie and Monica’s chihuahua. It has a deep hatred for me. This thing tries to rip out my Achilles’s heel whenever we’re around each other. Sorry Freddie and Monica for referencing your baby as a “thing,” but you know how much we love to hate each other.
I believe it thinks I want to eat it. That would never happen. Only because there isn’t enough there to eat for me to be satisfied.