If you’ve been following along, you know about the MGA Tour.
Go ahead. I’ll wait.
This month’s tour stop was at Talega Golf Club, where mediocrity was on serious display for the FU Open. FU as in Freedom and Unity — patriotism and mediocre golf. A match up like no other.
After a long day of drinks, bogeys, stogies, and drinks, a champion would be crowned.
And what do you know?
With the lowest score of the day, I was the most mediocre and got presented with a huge check. And I mean huge check. I could barely wrap my arms around it.
And look at all those ohs.
Winning has its privileges. Don’t mind that it is actually written for $1.35.
Mediocre. I got that.